Another classic round of email exchanges:
FIRST EMAIL:
"I saw 300 Monday night, excellent movie. The movie gave me a newfound apprecitation for history. In particular, as I watched these charaters portray ancient greek warriors, it became pretty clear to me our greek friend is not of Spartan descent. In fact, I have written a screenplay called "3:00". It is about the area of greece our friend must have come from and its title reflects the time in the afternoon these people tend to take a nap everyday due to exhuastion from drinking at "the windsor (local bar)" and managing their fantasy football teams.
Theoretical Question: Chuck Norris vs the armies of the ancientworld. Your picks please."
REPLY:
"Chuck Norris would destroy 300 (the movie). Those 300 greeks were brave and powerful, but they were mortals and were killed in the end. Chuck Norris can't be killed. 300 vs. Chuck would be be a good fight, but Norris has been known to give 300 roundhouses in a row.No one survives a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. Not even the Devil."
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reminded of cortez with armored men and horses on yucatan fighting sometimes with only 75 against thousands the diary was written daily by a person that went with them everyday great read bopzzsuy
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